Friday, August 10, 2007

TODAY'S TIP FOR SOCIAL SITUATION: When at a Karaoke bar, no matter how intoxicated you may be:
  1. Unless you are, in fact, Chris Martin (in which case, what the hell are you doing at a Karaoke bar), you should probably avoid an attempt to sing Coldplay.
  2. Even if a person does try to sing Coldplay, no matter how badly they may fail, attempting to beat the tar out of them is probably a bad idea.

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