Monday, January 5, 2009

ALOTT5MA PSA: Perhaps the least effective possible method of getting something* urgent done quickly is wearing a button demanding that it be done NOW. Contrary to an apparent consensus among button-wearers, printing "NOW" in bold capital letters in a font other than the remaining text does not hasten the doing of things.

*Other than things that can be done within a person-width radius of the button-wearer, like "Read this button NOW" or "Kindly punch me in the face NOW."

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