... SEX! ... YOUR HAIR! ... [X]! The folks behind the Broadway musical Avenue Q believe that "one of the most-loved lyrics" in the show -- from the show's closer "For Now" -- has to change in eleven days. They're running a contest for the replacement. Submit your suggestion here, and the winner will receive various autographed show swag, including an autographed copy of the revised script with the your lyric included.
My submission? Stick with the status quo. It'll still work, and in fact keeping it there reinforces the truth of the song's message. YMMV.