I WAS DROWSY, BUT NOT A CHAPERONE: Ron Eldard and Jena Malone, I apologize for dozing off during your fine performances on Saturday evening, especially since I was three rows from the stage--it's just that I'd worked around 30 hours over the previous two days and made the mistake of going to a very dark theatre without benefit of enough sleep or caffeine. It wasn't that the play was boring, or that the performances were bad (though was the Bahstan accent really necessary, Ms. Malone?)--just that I was tired. And for what it's worth, Mr. Eldard, I didn't think your character was guilty.