HE WAITED HIS WHOLE DAMNED LIFE, TO TAKE THAT FLIGHT: En route to a well deserved placed in Canton, Ohio, John Madden took an airplane flight for the first time in 27 years.
I just hope this isn't the end of the Madden Cruiser.
Noted from comments: Reading comprehension is hard! Madden just walked onto the plane, he didn't fly on it. The Pathetic Earthling regrets the error.