THE 2007 SPACECARS (TM), SPONSORED AND BOYCOTTED BY THE WRITERS' GUILD: Herewith, the 2007 winners of the Spacecars, awarded every few years or so for achievements in films that I saw in theaters during the relevant calendar year:
Best Picture: Knocked Up
Best Actor: Matt Damon, Bourne Ultimatum
Best Actress: Franka Potente in the dead-floaty recycled footage from Bourne Ultimatum
Best Supporting Actor: Martin Starr, Knocked Up
Best Supporting Actress: Julia Stiles, Bourne Ultimatum
Best Song: Ambient noise, Bourne Ultimatum
Best Adapted Screenplay: Bourne Ultimatum (adapted entirely by changing the second word of the title from Supremacy to Ultimatum)
Achievement in costume and makeup: The person who dressed and coiffed Martin Starr in Knocked Up
Best Animated Feature: None (also nominated: Bee Movie)
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