EDGED WEAPONS DO NOT JAM OR RUN OUT OF AMMUNITION: Today is absolutely the best slow news day since the Man-eating Badgers of Basra.
Multiple lighted road signs around the nation have been hacked to warn of impending or on-going zombie attack.
ALOTT5MA reporters are working furiously to confirm that this is, in fact, a hoax.
Hat tip: DXM
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