STONE COLD 3:16 MEANS I JUST QUASHED YOUR SUBPOENA: Are you the best lawyer there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be? The WWE is seeking new in-house counsel. (They're also hiring a new play-by-play announcer.) Unclear if drug testing is required.
In related news, the WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies air Saturday night at 10pm on the USA Network. The Texas-centric class of honorees features Steve Austin, Terry & Dory Funk Jr., the tragic Von Erich clan, Ricky Steamboat, longtime ring announcer Howard Finkel and, yes, Koko B. Ware.