Wednesday, February 3, 2010

HE GIVES HIS LIFE FOR HIS PREDICTION: Closing the loop from yesterday's news, I can confirm that Nantucket's Quentin the Quahog squirted to the left upon his opening at noon yesterday, confirming Punxsutawney Phil's prediction of six more weeks of winter. “Unfortunately, he agreed with the groundhog, but you can’t possibly trust a groundhog,” said Nantucket harbormaster Dave Franzuto, who proceed to eat Quentin raw.