THERE'S ONLY ONE WORSE THING THAN A NICKNAME THAT IS CUTE, AND IT'S ONE THAT'S CUDDLY: Hot Stove action -- THT's Chris Jaffe ranks MLB franchises on the quality of their nicknames, while Larry Grannilo assesses their stadium statuary (and, on that basis, Rob Neyer suggests what statues various stadiums should add).
Isaac will be amused that his Mariners placed first in one list, and last in the other.
