Monday, March 8, 2010

JOHNNY WEIR, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE: We may have to, yet again, close the books early on our annual Least Surprising News of the Year award, with today's shocking, shocking news that Sean Hayes is, in fact, gay.

3 comments:

  1. isaac_spaceman5:30 PM

    How can that be?  He sexually harassed Ali Landry in a corn chip commercial.  He must be straight. 

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  2. J. Bowman10:15 PM

    Did I hit my head and wake up in 2000?

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  3. Fred App10:09 AM

    Reminds me of one of my favorite Bill Maher bits, when Clay Aiken (another shocker!) announced he was gay. Maher held up the People magazine cover with Aiken's picture and the headline "Yes, I'm Gay," and then showed a preview of People's next edition: a picture of a bear with a roll of toilet paper and the headline, "Yes, I Sh*t in the Woods."

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