AS BEYONCE SANG, IF YOU LIKE IT ... While it didn't receive a ton of comments, my recent post about "Adam's penis" didn't generate any negative feedback either. So, I wondered, does that mean I finally can cross the "diamond-encrusted cock-rings" threshold in a subsequent post? I asked at the ALOTT5MA Standards & Practices Desk, and none of my co-bloggers expressed any problem with my blogging about "diamond-encrusted cock-rings," which is good because that means we can talk about what Eminem gifted Elton John and David Furnish with to celebrate their union, because you'll never guess in a million years what it was.
For more on cock rings, see this Mr. Show featured video.
N.B. The ALOTT5MA Style Guide, 5th Edition does not note any preference between "cock ring," "cock-ring" and "cockring".