HE'S NOT HOT FOR YOU (3X): In his (paywalled) review of Keith Richards' memoir, the New Yorker's David Remnick asserts that "The Stones have not written a song of consequence in thirty years."
Really? "Thru and Thru," anyone? (And did Remnick specify "written" as opposed to "performed" to excuse his love for "Harlem Shuffle" and
its douchetastic video?)