STILL WAITING FOR MANATYPUS: After discussing the upcoming film Untitled 3D Shark Project (actually, that's the title for now), producer Roger Corman revealed that filming begin next month for his next made-for-SyFy movie .... Piranhaconda.
1) Is it too late to arrange the Sir Mixalot cameo? 2) In a subgenre where the title comes before the script, how did Sharktopus get made before Piranhaconda? 3) The Tiffany/Gibson catastrophe may still be unwatched on my DVR when it airs, but I bet I watch this one more or less live.
1) I have a funny feeling he's available. 2) don't look a gift hybrid in the mouth. 3) you could watch the Tiffany/Gibson crapfest (non-Corman, notably) on 3xFFwd and not lose anything. But yeah, Piranhaconda ought to be experienced live and unbuffered
NO-sign. Mrs. Landingham's performance was as bad as Tiffany's and Gibson's, the FX were not even enjoyable on a cheesy level (viz., that last scene with Gibson), and the whole thing was just too arch, even for this genre. I do give A Martinez some credit, for being the best thing in the movie as the amalgam of Chief Brody/Matt Hooper/Andrew Prine in Grizzly, but this was way more hype than delivery, even by SyFy Original Movie standards. It's eminently missable.
Piranhaconda Don't. Want. Some. Unless. You've. Got. Buns. Hun.
ReplyDeleteI want to go to there.
ReplyDelete1) Is it too late to arrange the Sir Mixalot cameo?
ReplyDelete2) In a subgenre where the title comes before the script, how did Sharktopus get made before Piranhaconda?
3) The Tiffany/Gibson catastrophe may still be unwatched on my DVR when it airs, but I bet I watch this one more or less live.
1) I have a funny feeling he's available.
ReplyDelete2) don't look a gift hybrid in the mouth.
3) you could watch the Tiffany/Gibson crapfest (non-Corman, notably) on 3xFFwd and not lose anything. But yeah, Piranhaconda ought to be experienced live and unbuffered
Mega Python v Gatoroid also features Mrs. Landingham and a lot of incredibly available small aircraft. Don't knock it.<span> </span>
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the movie that Phil and Clare went to see on "Modern Family"? And all this time, I thought the writers were just being absurd ...
ReplyDeleteNo, that was Croctopus in 3D. Learn your hybrids!
ReplyDeleteNO-sign. Mrs. Landingham's performance was as bad as Tiffany's and Gibson's, the FX were not even enjoyable on a cheesy level (viz., that last scene with Gibson), and the whole thing was just too arch, even for this genre. I do give A Martinez some credit, for being the best thing in the movie as the amalgam of Chief Brody/Matt Hooper/Andrew Prine in Grizzly, but this was way more hype than delivery, even by SyFy Original Movie standards. It's eminently missable.
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