George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars
Ice Cube
MC Hammer
Vanilla Ice
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Brian Posehn
Gallagher
Scum
Dope
Saliva
Prozak
So Sick Social Club
Charlie Sheen
Rowdy Roddy Piper
The Honkytonk Man
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
R.I.P. ASS DAN: Only one of the performers listed below will not be appearing at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2011:
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I'm guessing either Gallagher or Rowdy Roddy Piper (in fact, I thought he died).
ReplyDeleteI will guess Brian Posehn as the classiest of this list. (Though Piper I've seen speaking on police like his father and he's quite interesting.)
ReplyDeleteThe answer is shocking and appalling.
ReplyDeleteI'm very disappointed in George Clinton. Not so much in JJ Walker.
ReplyDeleteI do hope Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer share the stage at some point.
Will there be helicopter rides?
ReplyDeleteYes.
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<p>Helicopter Rides
Have you ever been in a helicopter? I got to go up in this one at last year’s Gathering. It was a pretty short ride, but the experience was worth every single penny.
This isn’t like some huge helicopter ready to airlift you out of the jungles of Kung-Pow. No, this thing is small and nimble, like the stock footage of helicopters used in every low-budget movie made in June of 1986. When it lifts off, it feels a bit like being in a glass elevator, and you’re thinking that you know what’s it’s like to be up flying. THEN the ride really begins ... and you realize just how fucking fresh it is to be in a helicopter! That little whirlybird beats the shit out of a roller-coaster any day of the week!
It’s not everyday you get to ride in a helicopter, so take the time to enjoy this unique experience.
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Honestly, the "June of 1986" movie line had me right there.
ReplyDeleteI love, on the lineup page, how awesomely out-of-place Harland Williams' headshot is.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed the Clinton is bringing the all-star squad for this; really, the B-team would have been fine for this one. (There remain, of course, strong arguments over fan voting for the all-stars, and whether Clinton deserves total roster control.)
ReplyDeleteI am already highly anticipating Nathan Rabin's live-tweeting of the Gathering of the Juggalos.
ReplyDeleteRegrettably there is no fan voting, otherwise every All-Stars roster would include Bootsy, Bernie, and the reanimated corpse of Eddie Hazel.
ReplyDeleteHuzzah! My quasi-annual opportunity to point out that everybody's gonna be runnin' around mad crazy with pitchforks, yo.
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