SAID HUFFLEPUFF, "I'LL TEACH THE LOT, AND TREAT THEM ALL THE SAME": Ah, yes, Hufflepuff, Hogwarts's safety school. When your third most famous student is Ernie MacMillan (after Tonks and Diggory), you've got problems, and they're not doing so well on the recruiting front:
(Via Second City.)
The nice thing is that Hufflepuff doesn't have to recruit--the sorting hat assigns.
ReplyDeleteIt's more like the Commerce Department program featured in Dave where they want to make people happier about the cars they've already bought.
ReplyDeleteThis video is amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe first time I watched the video, I chuckled. The second time, I guffawed. For the next few weeks, anytime I do something stupid, I'm going to have to follow it up with "I'm a Hufflepuff!"
ReplyDeleteHey! I'm a proud Hufflepuff! :)
ReplyDeleteOr, in real life, people in development who do alumni relations.
ReplyDeleteMr. Cosmo and I were watching the video this morning - as it was ending, Cosmo Boy hopped into the room and said "Both of my legs are in one side of my shorts!" It was perfectly timed.
ReplyDeletei always thought of Hufflepuff as a party school.
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