I wish my grandfather were here to show me how to be diplomatic.
"So then, I was playing my boombox on a San Francisco bus and this guy with pointy ears just PINCHES my neck out of nowhere! Can you believe that?"
Penny (center) finally jumps off the fence between DIY punk and Saville Row
"Well, sure, but if Voldemort wanted Harry to touch the portkey, surely he could have found an easier way! It was just too contrived, your highness."
"Dude, can you hook me up with that Pippa chick?"
Yeah I suppose in a way it has solved my receding hair problem
"Welcome to Los Angeles."
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
This is how tight Pippa's bum looked in her bridesmaid dress.
Why, yes, my mind too went to a Pippa place, looking at the punk's hands.
"Well, at the time I was like, yeah, right, let's join, but staying out of the Euro was the best fookin' decision we've made now, innit?"
So, you Canadians lose your hair on the sides of your head first.
The beauty of this one is that either one of them could be saying it.