I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING IN A BED THAT’S TOO SMALL, DRIVE MY DAUGHTER TO A SCHOOL THAT’S TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THEN I GO TO WORK TO A JOB FOR WHICH I GET PAID TOO LITTLE, BUT ON PRETZEL DAY ... WELL, I LIKE PRETZEL DAY: And today, friends, is National Pretzel Day, and if you're in the Philadelphia area there are free soft pretzels available all over the place.
[I somehow snagged a card entitling me to a free pretzel every day in May; I can see the pros and cons of this.]
related: French's would like people to use mustard in more places.
