ISO MWM, 40ISH, MUST BE FIRST IN WAR AND FIRST IN PEACE, AND INCAPABLE OF TELLING A LIE. HATING HESSIANS, FALSE TEETH BOTH PLUSSES: They're auditioning for a new George Washington to lead the annual Christmas Day reenactment of the Delaware River crossing.
Obligatory N.B.: The Hessians? Not drunk.
