Two words: Alamo DrafthouseSame result and nobody thinks they are under attack.
What a great idea. I'll bet a few of the movie ninjas won't even get stabbed.
I'd be willing to emigrate to take that job.
The only reason I go to movie theaters is for the stabbings! Why else would anybody put up with the annoying ringtones and the chattering and the crinkly cellophane wrappers and the awkward teenage makeouts and the sticky floors and the $20 popcorn and the smelly feet on the back of your chair and the Temple Runners and the crying babies and the deaf grandma what needs all the dialogue repeated and the blown speakers and that guy in your row that has to get up to pee four times and steps on your feet EVERY SINGLE TIME?! Certainly not for the quality of the films, I'll tell you!
Trying to figure out where ninjas fit in the Kermode Code of Conduct: http://www.bbc.co.uk/5live/films/code_of_conduct.jpg