Monday, September 24, 2012

PAGING SCOTT TENORMAN: You can now buy salt which has been (allegedly) extracted from human tears.

6 comments:

  1. Would tears from different situations taste differently? Do tears of joy taste of raspberries? What are the notes in the tears of someone reading about a dead panda cub? What do toddler hissyfit tears taste like? What's the bouquet on the tears of a sentimental bridegroom?

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  2. Goghaway5:53 PM

    Only Gob Bluth knows. Well, he knows the difference between happy and sad tears.

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  3. What if I want the tears of a particular person?

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  4. (or persons)

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  5. Adam C.6:53 AM

    Ain't too much tastier than the tears of a clown.  (When there's no one around.)

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  6. Paul Tabachneck9:04 PM

    I. LOVE. THIS.<span> </span>

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