Wednesday, May 22, 2013

A MESS O'CABBAGE:  American Idol is considering bringing in former contestants Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Adam Lambert, and Clay Aiken to serve as its new judging panel. Similarly, EW's Dalton Ross suggests a Fans vs. Favorites season, in which six survivors from the audition process might face Carly Smithson, Bo Bice, and Young David Archuleta and his Dead, Dead Eyes?

7 comments:

  1. The first, I'd consider watching, especially if it compels Jacob to start recapping it again.

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  2. lisased1:50 PM

    Will the Seal of Tsathoggua return as well?

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  3. I'm pretty sure Tsathoggua was freed when Taylor Hicks won.

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  4. sconstant2:44 PM

    So basically, if you're wildly successful on American Idol, you can eventually reach the pinnacle of your career... judging American Idol? Seems too recursive. America's Next Top Judge of America's Next Top Judge of ... of America's Next Top Judge. But at the end, little Judge Z (Carrie Underwood?) has VOOM under her hair extensions.

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  5. isaac_spaceman6:53 PM

    OH MY GOD CARLY SMITHSON IS NOT THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL SHE IS THE CURRENT AMERICAN IDOL AND THE LAST ONE AND ALL OF THE ONES BEFORE SINCERELY RICHARD RUSHFIELD

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  6. I think Kat McPhee should be a judge, in-character as Karen Cartwright. But that would require Karen Cartwright to have a recognizable character.

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  7. Adam B.9:05 PM

    I did not invoke Ms. Smithson accidentally.

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