This is hella awesome.
Linguists are still, however, scratching their heads over Lenny Dykstra.During law school, I lived with one of my good college friends, who was working at an accounting firm before heading off to business school. My favorite quote of his (on the occasion of warning me about something that has since passed from my memory, but may have involved a precariously perched drink):"Dude. Dude. DUDE. DUDE DUDE-DUDE-DUDE DUDE!"Whatever it was, he got his point across.
Don't invest money with Lenny Dykstra?