"You know why they went bankrupt? Because they're LOSERS! Any real New Yorker will tell you that if you want pizza, you've gotta go to the Famiglia in Times Square, it's the only place you can get AUTHENTIC pizza, the kind you have to eat with a fork and knife." - Donald Trump, to no one
Aw, now we'll never see what Pizzarina Sbarro wears to the wedding!
ReplyDelete. . .thus staying all claims against it because of the litigation sbarr.
ReplyDelete[Insert culinary bankruptcy joke here.]
ReplyDeleteAlternate joke--"They declared bankruptcy by shouting it in the middle of a mall food court."
ReplyDeleteIn Times Square it's Mama Sbarro's
ReplyDeleteI really hope their attorneys have passed the sbarr.
ReplyDelete"You know why they went bankrupt? Because they're LOSERS! Any real New Yorker will tell you that if you want pizza, you've gotta go to the Famiglia in Times Square, it's the only place you can get AUTHENTIC pizza, the kind you have to eat with a fork and knife." - Donald Trump, to no one
ReplyDeleteWhen asked to declare its assets, it puzzled over whether to valuate by the pie or the slice.
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