Tuesday, July 8, 2008

PUT YOUR MAKEUP ON, FIX YOUR HAIR REAL PRETTY: The next wave of entertainment has hit Caesar's Palace in Atlantic City, as their current events schedule reveals -- amid the Donna Summers and Jimmy Buffets of the world -- paid events with Paula Deen, Tom Colicchio and ALOTT5MA Fave Anthony Bourdain? Basically, it's $25 to see 'em lecture, or for a $150 VIP Package (no doubt, to be heavily comped) in which up to 100 guests "will have the ability to 'cook along with Tom and our team'." Or Paula Deen. But not Bourdain, who doesn't want to cook with you. He'll only let you watch him cook, and let you eat it.

I buried the lede, however. You can also pay $30, $40 or $50 to watch Kevin Costner talk. No, he doesn't cook. Instead, Caesar's explains ...

This is a non-televised event. This is a lecture, question and answer event. Kevin will discuss movies, antidotes, etc.
Hey, Kevin, I just got bitten by a Chilean recluse spider. What should I do?

e.t.a. But that's not all! The night before, Kevin Costner Sings! Heartbeat, I'm looking for a heartbeat ...

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