Thursday, April 7, 2011

THEY COULD HAVE USED THIS IN THAT NIGHT SHYAMALAN-PRODUCED MOVIE FROM LAST YEAR THAT NO ONE SAW: Where to stand on an elevator to maximize everyone's personal space.

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  1. Actually, I don't think that your headline is accurate.  It's just where everyone should stand in the elevator from an ediquitte perspective.  Otherwise both two people and three people are not maximized appropriately.

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  2. You mean it's not considered reasonable to stand directly in front of the door, like you can't possibly stand the thought of being anywhere near the other occupants, and then act surprised when, on the 20 FLOOR RIDE, you stop at least 4 times for others to get on or off, except you are blocking their way so after you sneer at them for wasting your time, you do the ridiculous shuffle inside the elevator (refusing to actually step out for 3 seconds to make room), and then you reposition yourself directly in front of the doors again to repeat the cycle several more times before you reach the TOP FLOOR and actually depart?

    Or, what I mean to say is, hmmm, some people in my building should read this.

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  3. Heather K4:18 PM

    (not to thread jack Dawn, but in seeing your response to my feelings on dress up clothes in the button-down thread a day or so ago I needed to tell you that I am from Pasco or was until i turned 18 and left)

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  4. Hi Heather, I lived in the other two Tri-Cities growing up :)  I left for college and now just visit occasionally - like this weekend - I'll wave to Pasco for you!

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  5. Heather K5:28 PM

    ha! my fam all still live there and will be back in TC for a week at the end of this month

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