AS IT TURNS OUT, BOBBY, SHE WILL NOT, IN FACT, ALWAYS LOVE YOU: Troubled singer Whitney Houston (is that her full legal name now?) has filed for divorce, and I only had about twenty different titles for this post:
WASN'T THIS HIS PREROGATIVE?
HOPEFULLY, SHE WAS SAVING AT LEAST SOME OF HER LOVE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
WHERE DO BROKEN HEARTS GO? TO A LAWYER.
You get the idea. Feel free to till this fertile loam as much as you want.