POPCULT SIMILE OF THE WEEK: In his column harping on his old reliable theory on the correlation between the price of a plain slice of pizza in Midtown Manhattan and the price of a single subway ride (seriously, the exact same basic column ran in January 2002, July 2002, and June 2005), Clyde Haberman notes that "the $2 fare seems as shaky as Lindsay Lohan’s hold on sobriety."
In related bizarre theories, at least one columnist claims that Lohan's DUI arrest and related shennanigans will actually boost the box office of I Know Who Killed Me, her stripper thriller which arrives in theatres (unscreened for critics) today. Of course, I rather expect another film will be soaking up much attention this weekend (I'm sure a spoiler thread will go up after someone here has seen it).
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