Saturday, January 17, 2009

HE HAS ALSO BEEN VOTED BY HIS PEERS AS 'MOST LIKELY TO SHOOT HIS EYE OUT': Two days ago in North Hammond, Indiana, "Police were called to the 3900 block of Hohman Avenue shortly after 8:30 p.m. and found the 10-year-old with his tongue stuck to a streetlight pole. The Field Elementary School fourth-grader managed to mumble to police that a friend had dared him to lick the fixture."