A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

SPOILER ALERT: They mount a successful comeback. They fall short. He loses the split decision. He knocks him out. He makes a tackle on special teams gets a sack. It's wide right. There's a dude down there. She was conning them. It was the name of the guy who got blown up. It was Tessio, he was always smarter. It's the future. They have the bomb. He didn't know he'd go to starboard. He's a god-damned robot. She's an android. Uh, that was Kevin Bacon's penis. They never looked behind the poster. He does or does not get whacked. Their weakness is water. His weakness is water. He switched the addresses. He's not who he says he is. He is the guy in the Hawaiian shirt. He is the other guy. He dies, and his sidekick dies, and she dies, and the balloon dies, and the dog dies, and the shark eats him, and he was dead the whole time. He's his father. She's his sister. She's her daughter and her sister. It didn't really happen at all. It was a dream, or a hallucination, or Hell. It's a sled. It's a dude. It's the best friend. It's the boss. It's Kevin Costner. It's people. It wasn't him at all. It was him all along.

ETA: If someone feels like, you know, naming these, I won't stop you.