A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'D REALLY RATHER WATCH HEIDI:President Bush's farewell address is shaking up the TV schedule on Thursday--lineups are reported to be:

• FOX--Bones preempted, replaced with two hours of Kitchen Nightmares to begin after speech.
  
• ABC--Ugly Betty preempted, replaced with a half hour of speech coverage from 8 to 8:30, and a Scrubs rerun at 8:30--Grey's and Private Practice as normal
  
• CBS--Normal programming, delayed for the speech. CSI repeat at 8:15, new CSI (William Petersen's farewell) at 9:15, Eleventh Hour at 11:15.
• NBC--A revised schedule begins after the speech--8:15 Earl repeat, 8:45 new Earl, 9:15 new Office, 9:45 new 30 Rock, 10:15, new ER. (though the article's unclear--they may be joining the Earl repeat in progress). ETA--NBC promotion tonight is that they're doing a half hour of coverage of the speech, moving Earl to 8:30, and running the rest of their schedule as normal.
  

Set/Pad your DVR accordingly.