Saturday, March 7, 2009

BENNY THE BULL WILL ALSO GET LIPOSUCTION: Mattel has decided that the best thing for Dora the Explorer to next explore is the whored out universe of sexed-up tween dolls. Because, naturally, the smart, nerdy, bookish girl really would be improved in her teenage years by trading in National Geographic Kids for Seventeen.

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