Friday, September 24, 2010

[(".,';...—:-?!")]: Happy National Punctuation Day!  Be sure to party in moderation, lest you start employing unnecessary quotation marks.  The official NPD folks suggest crafting a haiku in honor of your preferred mark; here's mine to start:
Larry King's column
Actors, sports and random shit
Many ellipses

14 comments:

  1. Meghan9:05 PM

    Stream of consciousness
    Allows for liberal use
    Of my much-loved dash

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  2. bill.9:07 PM

    serial comma
    why can't you lawyers use it?
    Just drives me insane

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  3. spacewoman9:18 PM

    Oh, semi-colon
    You split all my lines in two;
    For some, you just wink.

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  4. Sadly, the opening of The West Wing including Bartlet's poker game with punctuation invoked is not available online.

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  5. Adam C.11:07 PM

    What the fucking hell!?
    How much do I freaking love
    the interrobang!?

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  6. The Pathetic Earthling3:23 AM

    <span>The parenthesis 
    Gives way--like winter--to spring 
    m--dash (my fave) blooms </span>

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  7. gtv20009:56 AM

    I love the comma
    Although I am accused of
    using it, too, much

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  8. sconstant10:35 AM

    In place of the "Bleep"
    "Punctuation My Dad Says"
    Much $#*!ing better.

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  9. Meghan11:00 AM

    I recently saw:
    We're out of soda "Sorry"
    Insincere at best

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  10. Eric J.11:37 AM

    No use in grammar
    But it's the King of Unix
    Put | that | in | your | pipe |

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  11. Professor Jeff2:24 PM

    Always end questions
    With a slurping sound and pop.
    Thanks, Victor Borge

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  12. Adam C.8:52 PM

    SyFy portmanteau
    Mansquito, now Sharktopus
    No hyphens needed

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  13. Mr. Cosmo10:01 PM

    Only so many
    Apostrophes for our use
    Waste not on purals

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  14. bill.8:11 AM

    Interrobang--what!?
    Sounds like Jack Bauer porn plot
    Guns and day-long sex

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