I HEAR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN [CULINARY SCHOOL] WHO DID MOST OF HIS COOKING WITH A SPOON AND A BIC LIGHTER: There was a roast of Anthony Bourdain by his fellow chefs and some comics in NYC on Thursday;
best (and deeply NSFW) lines collected here (and
here). [HT: Marsha.]
In a surprise move, the HuffPo version doesn't bother to get the quotes right (or even correct what, from widely know context, are fairly obvious errors). In roast lingo: They're standards are so low, I could blog for them. Yet I don't.
ReplyDeleteSome of those are really funny. And then there's Guy Fieri. Who clearly didn't hire a comedy writer. Eric Ripert saying, "As we say in French, 'She'll cut a bitch,'" is hilarious. I bet he's fun to drink with.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of hers, but good on Rachael Ray for showing up and participating.
ReplyDeleteI think Ted Allen wins the night.
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