ONE PLACE YOU CAN STILL SEE GUARANTEED BOOTY ON TELEVISION: Next week, the MLB Network debuts a new reality series, Who Wants To Be A Knuckler? (okay: "The Next Knuckler"), in which Tim Wakefield tutors former college and pro quarterbacks in the art of the fluttery pitch. Winner gets an invite to Arizona Diamondbacks’ spring training and a chance to pitch in a spring training game; competitors are John David Booty, Josh Booty, Doug Flutie, David Greene, and Ryan Perrilloux.
Yes, Doug Flutie is 50 years old.
