ONE PLACE YOU CAN STILL SEE GUARANTEED BOOTY ON TELEVISION: Next week, the MLB Network debuts a new reality series, Who Wants To Be A Knuckler? (okay: "The Next Knuckler"), in which Tim Wakefield tutors former college and pro quarterbacks in the art of the fluttery pitch. Winner gets an invite to Arizona Diamondbacks’ spring training and a chance to pitch in a spring training game; competitors are John David Booty, Josh Booty, Doug Flutie, David Greene, and Ryan Perrilloux.
Yes, Doug Flutie is 50 years old.
Does this mean I dig out the Flutie jersey I received as a Christmas present years ago?
ReplyDeleteAlso, how have I managed to not know there exists such a thing as the Booty Brothers?
Go, David Greene! [Woof.]
ReplyDeletePray that Perrilloux isn't the first knocked out, lest we be confronted with Booty, Booty, Greene and Flutie headlines that cause our heads to asplode.
ReplyDeleteIt's "Bootay".
ReplyDeleteThat was either a Buckaroo Banzai or a Keeping Up Appearances joke. I like to appeal to the Sci-Fi/PBS set whenever possible.
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