THERE IS A BEAR IN THE WOODS. FOR SOME PEOPLE THE BEAR IS EASY TO SEE. OTHERS DON'T SEE IT AT ALL. SOME PEOPLE SAY THE BEAR IS TAME. OTHERS SAY IT'S VICIOUS AND DANGEROUS. SINCE NO ONE CAN REALLY BE SURE WHO IS RIGHT, ISN'T IT SMART TO BE AS STRONG AS THE BEAR? IF THERE IS A BEAR: And in a 15-by-15 foot steel and concrete cage outside Kelly Anne Walz's house in Monroe County, PA, there was, indeed, a "pet" 350 pound black bear.
They are indeed soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines. Wikipedia, natch, features an admittedly incomplete list of fatal bear attacks in North America.
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