THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS COMPLIANT: Recurring feature on the blog -- I link to the Prince news as an excuse for us to noodle around with alternate post titles. So: Prince is delinquent in paying $500K in back taxes to local governments in Minnesota.
(See, related, Hey, I Ain't Got No Money (Now That The Tax Man Is Done With Me), But Honey I'm Rich On Personality; Did He Put His Million Dollar Check In Someone Else's Box?)
I'd transcribe some lyrics from "Bob George" (The Black Album), but that's a whole lot of profanity. Or,
ReplyDeleteIs Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George?
This is your conscience, curse word
Why don't u leave curse word alone?
What's wrong with u?
Well, why can't we just dance?
Why can't we just dance?
No, curse word that, curse word that
You don't have to be rich to rule my world -- but I'm not gonna lie to you, if you have an extra half-mil hanging around I wouldn't say no.
ReplyDeleteD.M. S. R. (Dance, Music, Sex, Revenue)
ReplyDeleteSomething on My Tax Forms (Does Not Compute)
Let's Pretend We're Married (so we can get the extra exemption)
Purple Lien, purple lien.
ReplyDeleteLittle Red Corvette (About to be repossessed)
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a tax fiend;
ReplyDeleteI met her in a hotel lobby itemizing on a magazine...