IT'S NO "SECRET DWARF HOOKER," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:Given the demographics of our readership, it's probably pretty unlikely many will be attending a screening of the upcoming Robert Pattinson romance
Remember Me, which seems to be sold primarily on the concept that it will be
Twilight fans' first chance to see the
Eclipse trailer. And that's why we'll take
New York spoiling the ending, which is seriously sub-Nicholas Sparks territory.