I love that umpire. I approve the tazing of all mascots.
Phillie Phanatic, Plaintiff-Counterdefendant v. Umpire, Defendant-CounterplaintiffClaim 1: Assault & BatteryClaim 2: Violation of the Endangered Species ActCounterclaim 1: Sexual assaultCounterclaim 2: Assault & BatterPossible additional claims against the Phillies and Major League Baseball (hostile environment claim, failure to supervise)
Implied consent on the part of the umpire--you take the field in Philadelphia there is a chance that you're going to be part fo the Phanatic's routine.
We should almost do a poll, or maybe a question -- Who is the greatest current sports mascot?
I love that umpire. I approve the tazing of all mascots.
ReplyDeletePhillie Phanatic, Plaintiff-Counterdefendant v. Umpire, Defendant-Counterplaintiff
ReplyDeleteClaim 1: Assault & Battery
Claim 2: Violation of the Endangered Species Act
Counterclaim 1: Sexual assault
Counterclaim 2: Assault & Batter
Possible additional claims against the Phillies and Major League Baseball (hostile environment claim, failure to supervise)
Implied consent on the part of the umpire--you take the field in Philadelphia there is a chance that you're going to be part fo the Phanatic's routine.
ReplyDeleteWe should almost do a poll, or maybe a question -- Who is the greatest current sports mascot?
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