HEY, FRIENDLY'S? GAME ON: Not to be outdone by its Massachusetts-based rivals in the quest for extreme sandwiches, Denny's ("Now Serving Black People, Because The Courts Say We Have To") has introduced the "Fried Cheese Melt," a sandwich that combines four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese, all grilled between two slices of sourdough bread.
No nutritional information is available yet. Added! CBS News: "The cost to your diet is 895 calories and 34 grams of fat."
