Wednesday, August 11, 2010

WHERE WILL I PARK MY "S" CAR? The Inq's Michael Klein reports that "The Westin [Hotel] in Liberty Place is rebranding its restaurant [] and the new name will be Winthorpe & Valentine."

Okay, I've got a few questions:
  • Will they be serving pork belly, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon and lettuce and tomato sandwich?
  • Will the price of a glass of orange juice change every minute?
  • Will there be a special Merry New Year party?
  • Will there be clocks on the wall which tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad?