Okay, I've got a few questions:
- Will they be serving pork belly, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon and lettuce and tomato sandwich?
- Will the price of a glass of orange juice change every minute?
- Will there be a special Merry New Year party?
- Will there be clocks on the wall which tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad?
Most importantly, is 1985 Jamie Lee Curtis involved somehow?
ReplyDeleteIs this a good place to park our favorite quotes? Because I'm still not over: "Perhaps I'll go to the movies. By myself."
ReplyDeleteLobster and cracked crab for everyone!
ReplyDeleteWill the salmon be cured in red crushed velvet and accompanied by a garnish of Santa beard?
ReplyDeleteWill there be special accommodations for people coming in scooting on a dolly?
ReplyDeleteI'm also looking forward to their One Dollar menu items.
ReplyDeleteWill there be a server dressed like a gorilla?
ReplyDeleteI hope they name a sandwich The Dukes.
"Oh, you went to Winthorpe and Valentine? What did you have?"
ReplyDelete"It was The Dukes."
The food there gives me The Winds something terrible......
ReplyDeleteBut you get free Roocksacks....
On the bar menu:
ReplyDeleteEgg nog?
Honest to God, when I met Sen. Franken at Netroots Nation, I couldn't get the image of him as a baggage handler in Trading Places out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteI hope no one puts their coals out on the floor.
ReplyDeleteWill the servers be wearing Harvard ties?
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly confident that they have heard of coasters.
ReplyDeleteI would mark all cash with an "X"
ReplyDeleteYou know who should be front of the house? Constance Frye. You know why.
ReplyDeleteIt should have occurred to me that the One Dollar menu won't fly. In Philadelphia, it's worth fifty bucks.
ReplyDeleteDoes she need a summer replacement? I know she's solid winter, spring or fall.
ReplyDeleteImagine how embarrassed he was when he saw there was someone else wearing the same costume.
ReplyDeleteThe music? La Boheme. It's an opera.
ReplyDeleteBut where the hell is Beeks?!
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