DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE DISCO MINIATURE GOLFING QUEEN IS NOW ELIGIBLE TO BECOME MISS TRI-STATE AREA? Miss America remains as American as apple pie -- she, too, suffers during an economic downturn. The WSJ explains how Miss Mule Days and Miss Loris Bog-Off have become hot prospects for struggling state pageants. Added plus: Firm Grip butt spray can be expensive.
I recall pulling into Ogallala, Nebraska in 1995(?) when I was driving cross county and smack dab into the middle of the pre-Miss Nebraska festivities. Never seen a Super 8 Motel lobby quite so bustling in my life (nor, a Best Western, my second attempt to find a room). I ended up having to drive to the next town because the entire town was sold out.
ReplyDeleteI forget -- are pageants demeaning or uplifting this year?
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