DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE DISCO MINIATURE GOLFING QUEEN IS NOW ELIGIBLE TO BECOME MISS TRI-STATE AREA? Miss America remains as American as apple pie -- she, too, suffers during an economic downturn. The WSJ explains how Miss Mule Days and Miss Loris Bog-Off have become hot prospects for struggling state pageants. Added plus: Firm Grip butt spray can be expensive.
