ALOTT5MA TACKLES THE GREATEST ISSUE OF OUR TIME:
Proposition 1: Prohibits the baiting of bears, except where the bait is delicious and properly so labeled with the words "DELICIOUS BEAR BAIT" in a legible font sufficiently large to be read and understood by a bear. Also requires appropriate warnings if bear bait contains trace or greater amounts of peanut ingredients.
Proposition 2: Permits the baiting of bears for medicinal purposes only.
Proposition 3: Permits the baiting of bears, but creates an agency for the comprehensive regulation of bears to be constituted within the Department of Motor Vehicles and to be headed by a commission of three persons, one of whom shall be a Democrat, one of whom shall be a Republican, and one of whom shall be a bear.
Proposition 4: Permits the baiting of bears and all bear-like creatures, including raccoons, koalas, mascots, and you in 20 years if we're being honest with ourselves.
Proposition 5: Prohibits the baiting of bears, but permits the trolling of bears, including by posting anti-bear comments at http://www.bear.grr.
VOTE OR DIE.
