Wednesday, November 17, 2004

KARL MARKED: Having single-handedly convinced 130,000 or so Ohioans that John Kerry intended to allow homosexuals the right to buy Ohio State season tickets, Karl Rove appears to be the front-runner among the short list of candidates for Time's Person of the Year. Beyond Rove, a blue-ribbon panel of Person of the Year judges including itchy blogger Andrew Sullivan, Al Sharpton, and Brian Williams, are said to be considering Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, God, Mohammed, the Terrorist, and Bloggers (!?!). The money here is on Rove, but let us know who you think deserves the honor.

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