"artisanal meth" also, the stuffed rabbit and carrot story in the comments is nice.
"There are trappist monks in the Ozarks? Do they brew artisanal meth? hahahah!Also, I had the EXACT same reaction to the wooden acorn twine holder.
A lot of it was the pretty standard Williams-Sonoma overpricing, but one actually ticked me off. Seriously, an extra $100+ to have the chicken painted on the side of the coop?!?However, those chocolates do look pretty good.
A confession: we were given the ebelskiver pan for Christmas a year ago. You know what? I effin' love ebelskivers. I mean, pancakes stuffed with Nutella or chocolate or apple butter? Winning!
My aunt and uncle have an ebelskiver pan and make them either friday or saturday after thanksgiving stuffed with my grandmothers homemade blackberry jam and they are AMAZINGLY awesome. Although I am fairly certain you can get the pan for a lot less from ikea.
Wow that was funny stuff.