Saturday, July 29, 2006

TIPS FOR POLITICAL PROTESTERS: Please proofread your signs. The sign I had waved in my face stating "HAMASS AND HEZBOLLAH ARE NOT TERRORISTS" was not particularly effective at getting across the message.
WHO NEEDS THE KWIK-E-MART? While other parts of Sunday's Times are getting noise in other parts of the blogosphere, the subject that I think is appropriate here is the Times Magazine column in which the Times asks "Why do people love The Wawa so much?" (Also. no link, but Sunday Times readers should take a look at the J&R Ad on the back of the Sunday Arts & Leisure section, which, at least in my edition, contained an amusing editorial typo.)
LIKE THE JETS AND THE SHARKS: Why crossword puzzle experts hate the Sudoku folks.
THEY'RE MADE OUT OF PEO--I MEAN, YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT ALL UP. In the blog-fodder world of ready-made lists, here's a list of the top 50 movie endings of all time.
YOU SHOULD GO VOTE. OH, THAT'S RIGHT: It can seem like a real committment to watch four half-hours of The Colbert Report in the wee hours ever week, so you may skip it some nights. Do not, under any circumstances, miss his "Better Know A District" inteview with Eleanor Holmes Norton of the fightin' District of Columbia.
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT: Given that Michael Mann's last film, Collateral, experienced a lot of critical and commercial success, despite a plot that relied heavily on a coincidence so improbably it almost ruined the film for me (seriously, he just happened to pick up both Jada Pinkett Smith and Cruise?), he apparently made the voice for Miami Vice--"hey, let's see if I can make a film without any real semblance of a plot!" OK--so there's kind of a plot--two Miami/Dade officers are sent undercover to infiltrate a drug ring in Latin America, and one begins to fall for the big bad guy's moll--and that's it, for 2 hours and 20 minutes. And unlike Collateral, the performances are rather meh--although Foxx gets top billing, he plays second fiddle to Farrell's Sonny Crockett for most of the film. Farrell himself plays second fiddle to his mustache, which is fine if you're Jason Lee on My Name Is Earl, but not so good here.

So, the question about the film comes down whether Mann's directorial style is good enough to support the film. There are moments of great clarity and gorgeous shots (planes and helicopters soaring over Miami, boats zipping across the ocean), and moments of genuine tension (a verbal showdown between Crockett, Tubbs, and a drug lord, and a the penultimate showdown in a trailer park involving Tubbs' girlfriend being strapped to a bomb). The problem is that almost the entire film takes place at night and the shootouts wind up being a bit incoherent as a result, a problem exacerbated by Mann's shooting style. The film has almost no sense of "fun" in it--though there are a few "hell, yeah!" moments, it's all very, very, serious. Finally, Mann's theme (the dangers of living a "double life") seems to me to have been far better explored in recent years by J.J. Abrams (it's unquestionably a theme of both Alias and M:I:III).

Guess we'll have to see if Snakes On A Plane can deliver.

Friday, July 28, 2006

IF YOU SET YOUR MIND FREE, BABY, MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND: Can we top the number of comments from Matt's thread below over this weekend? Our friend Bill thinks so, because he just sent over this list he saw of the Top 13+1 Albums of the 1980s, which is topped by the wrong Prince album, though he defends it well.

War is declared, and battle come down in the comments.