THREE GUYS WALK INTO A CLINIC. THEIR LEGS HURT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? An EW poll: favorite flashback episodes.

FWIW, I disagree with including Lost episodes in such a survey, since that was the structure of the show as opposed to a Very Special Gimmick. If you think that a Bones episode should honestly poll higher than the Friends one with the prom video or some of the others, then I can respect that. But if you think they're wrong and you won't speak up because you can't be bothered, then God, Jed, I don't even want to know you.

SHE WAS THE VOICE OF DORY! Let's play the Family Feud, where the category is Something Everyone Knows About Ellen DeGeneres:

It's her reactions which really make this classic.

NO, "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" IS NOT BEING ADDED AS A FINALE:I love Rent and NPH, but his decision to cast HSM alum Vanessa Hudgens as Mimi in his upcoming Hollywood Bowl production of Rent seems a bit off. In a statement there, NPH promises that we will see a "dark, edgy, and very different side of Vanessa Hudgens" in the production. I'll leave aside jokes about other "sides" of Ms. Hudgens that made their way around the Interwebs.

I DRINK YOUR SLUSHIE! Jimmy Fallon's Glee parody continues, this time with added fun from the cast of Parks & Rec and The Roots, with a Glee version of some Twisted Sister--lead vocals from Jimmy and Abby Elliot.

THE RARE PANTSLESS EAGLE: Noted College of William & Mary alum Jon Stewart is miffed that the school has chosen a Griffin as its new mascot, besting among other finalists King William III and Queen Mary II, a pug and a wren. The school's athletic teams will continue to bear the nickname of Tribe (why aren't they the Orange?), though, seriously, shouldn't it be Brandeis' sports teams who call themselves "The Tribe" (as opposed to "Judges")?

In other mascot news of the former Confederacy, no decision yet on The University of Mississippi's search for a new Rebel leader.

P.S. It's now over thirty years since the New Orleans Jazz basketball franchise moved to Salt Lake City. Still no nickname change to reflect the surroundings?

EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS TRIBE IS AN IDIOT: Cannot discuss tonight's Survivor in a non-spoilery way, so join me below the fold.

YOU CAN'T SPELL COMMERCIAL SELF-FLAGELLATION WITHOUT ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN ALOTT5MA EXCEPT FOR THE 5 AND ONE OF THE Ts: BREAKING NEWS -- MUST CREDIT ALOTT5MA -- We've obtained a copy of the original edit of Nike's Tiger Woods penance commercial. You can kind of see why they edited it down. Video after the jump.