ANY TEAM I COACH, THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY HARD FOR ALL FOUR QUARTERS:  Jason Sudeikis, Tottenham coach, in a short film promoting NBC's upcoming EPL coverage.

NPH'S GRAND SLAM BID IS ON HOLD... because Ellen DeGeneres will return to host the 2014 Academy Awards. She and Whoopi Goldberg are the only female performers who have ever hosted the show solo.

DON'T GO BACK TO ROCKVILLE:  In honor of today's birth of un enfant on the platform at L'Enfant Plaza, Hairpin ranks the DC Metro stations based on their baby-naming potential.

HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE SINCE SHAVING THE 'STACHE: Really, Trebek: dinging someone in the kids tournament final for a minor spelling error when his intent is unmistakable?

#SLATEPITCHES:  Julia Turner argues that Boggle is better than Scrabble:

Boggle is also superior because it’s a game where luck plays no part. In Scrabble, the most brilliant competitor can get stuck with a handful of vowels while a newbie notches the high-scoring Q. In Boggle, each player works with the same letters, so the game is a pure test of wits. Excited that you found MINION? Well, I found that, too—and CINNAMON! 

Which brings me to another of Boggle’s virtues: It prizes long words rather than short ones. Sure, Scrabble has its “bingos,” the seven-letter (and occasionally longer) words formed when you deploy all your tiles in one turn. But the best way to improve your Scrabble game is to memorize the list of 101 acceptable two-letter words.... From a linguistic perspective, however, this is a terrible list of words, alternately mundane (IS, IF, SO, GO) and arcane (cf. the dubious ZA, an abbreviation for pizza used by no one ever). Boggle eliminates these pesky two-letter words altogether; standard editions call for a three-letter minimum.

To which Stefan Fatsis, author of the books Word Freak and A Few Seconds of Panic, as well as the Friday sports correspondent for All Things Considered, scoffs:

Boggle is “fun,” he wrote. It’s “entertaining.” Boggle is “the Twister of word games.” But, he avowed: “There’s no strategy. … I and thousands like me prefer our word wars to be more complex than just making letter connections. Scrabble's challenge involves a range of skills: spatial relations, board geometry, probability determination and more. Boggle's is narrow.”  

IT'S NOT RUFUS:  Having been replaced by Michael Keaton as the villain in the upcoming Robocop remake, Hugh Laurie will be letting his musical talents shine on a US/Canada tour.

THE GAME PLAYED THE WEEK BETWEEN THE AFC/NFC CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE SEASON-ENDING BIG GAME: As part of the continuing effort to find a way to make the Pro Bowl relevant, the NFL has announced major changes:

• No longer is it an AFC v. NFC game--now, all "all stars" will be in one pool, and are "drafted" shortly before the game into two teams by "coaches" who won NFL.com Fantasy Football competitions.
• Effectively, they'll play 4 "halves," with a guaranteed change of possession at the end of each quarter.
• No kickoffs/returns.  (This may well be a pilot for getting rid of kickoffs altogether, which has been discussed as a concussion-prevention method.)
• In the last two minutes of each quarter, unless you advance the ball more than a yard, the clock stops--no more kneel downs.
• A shorter play clock.

Will be interesting to see how these get implemented and the response--as well as whether they trickle down into regular season play.