HOOD GIRLS, GOOD GIRLS, OOH YEAH!  Someone remixed that "Macho Man" Randy Savage rap album with "Uptown Funk."

THE ALPHARETTA UNICORN:  Interesting article about the Atlanta Hawks' recent efforts to market themselves for the vibrant fanbase which may exist, and not the mythical one which its prejudiced owners originally targeted.

AND FROM THE LAMBDA/MU TEAM, DUDLEY DAWSON:  Curtis Armstrong discusses his past and present roles, only one of which involves prepping for a trig midterm while being chased by Guido, the Killer Pimp.

I'LL TAKE EUPHEMISMS FOR $400, ALEX:  The MPAA has given Fifty Shades of Grey an 'R' rating for "strong sexual content including dialogue, some unusual behavior and graphic nudity."  (Emphasis added; lack of Oxford comma's on them, not me.)

Related, from 2007: the ten oddest MPAA ratings justifications, including "a bawdy puppet show" (PG-13); "graphic, crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language; all involving puppets" (NC-17); and "intense depiction of very bad weather" (PG-13).

WHAT I DO HAVE IS A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS:  After a number of Texas parents pulled their kids from a class tour of Europe, citing fears that their children would be kidnapped, Liam Neeson set them straight.

FOUR FOR COOPERSTOWN:  Randy Johnson (97.3%), Pedro Martinez (91.1%), John Smoltz (82.9%), and Craig Biggio (82.7%) have been inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame, with Mike Piazza (69.9%), Jeff  Bagwell (55.7%), and Tim Raines (55%) falling short. This is the first time since 1955 that four players were elected by the writers and it still wasn't enough, owing to the 10-vote limit.

Gary Sheffield, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Nomar Garciaparra all will live to see another day; Carlos Delgado is one-and-done. Changes from last year's ballot are below the fold.

[Our ballot had Johnson, Martinez, Biggio, and Bagwell in, and Smoltz one vote shy.]

AS A SPECIMEN, YES, I'M INTIMIDATING!  No one reels off push-ups against a WDW visitor like Gaston.