BUT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING THE MERENGUE.  THEY WILL:  This is just adorable.  A supercut of a whole lot of movie dance scenes.  No My Blue Heaven, unless I missed it.

DON'T STOP ME NOW?  The on-again, off-again Sacha Baron Cohen-starring Freddie Mercury biopic is now on again, with SBC writing, directing, and starring.  The band itself is still on board, so they won't have to Jackie Jormp-Jomp it.

added:  Never mind: off again, as Brian May says the band manager's comments were misconstrued.

DON'T BE SLAVIN', JUST NOSH: Jewish a capella group Six13 is back with an Uptown Funk parody which may leaven your holiday season. Or maybe the Dark Lord (don't say his name! you know who he is) is more your style.

MADNESS, THIS?  No, I think this SlatePitch is right: UNLV 1990-91 > Kentucky 2014-15.

YOUR MOVE, COACH K: UNC hoops coach Dean Smith's will provided that each player he coached at UNC who survived him would receive a $200 check from his estate, with the message "enjoy a dinner out courtesy of Coach Dean Smith."  His estate is following through on the bequest.

IT'S PROVOCATIVE!  IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!  With the (apparently awful) Get Hard arriving in theaters on Friday, Vulture ranks all 27 films in which Will Ferrell appears in a lead or supporting role (excluding voice roles and cameos).  Argue away.

STIRRUPS, UP:  The eighth season of the ALOTT5MA fantasy baseball league will draft online Thursday night at 10pm.  It's 5x5 (OBP instead of BA), h2h style.  If you're interested, please let me know ASAP and we'll add the first two volunteers to our existing ten members.